unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

posted 2 minutes ago with 81,582 notes via i-am-your-lord-misha-collins ( source unpresentable )

bobbayb:

pot8tosexual:

WOW THIS IS REALLY NICE

This is cute though

posted 4 minutes ago with 188,087 notes via i-am-your-lord-misha-collins ( source ethan )
posted 4 minutes ago with 206,118 notes via perks-of-being-chinese ( source pleatedjeans )

papa-erwin:

noahs-snark:

strawbelevi-heichew:

nobodty:

image

one of erwins brows discovered in the wild

I’M

be free

him free

posted 5 minutes ago with 19,358 notes via snk-my-aot ( source shatteredpulse )

kei-koku:

yknow eren’s hair kinda reminds me of a sproutimage

so i just

image

posted 20 minutes ago with 4,219 notes via snk-my-aot ( source kei-koku )

alisieck:

When you play a video game with really good graphics

image

posted 20 minutes ago with 41,533 notes via radioactive-cupcake ( source alisieck )

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

posted 21 minutes ago with 95,314 notes via becspaz ( source spookygoo )
posted 22 minutes ago with 104,778 notes via andrewquo ( source sadcholo )

imnotjailbait:

"donate so me and my boyfriend can meet"

image

posted 22 minutes ago with 470 notes via jackballs ( source imnotjailbait )

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

posted 22 minutes ago with 427,400 notes via d0nn0

yologna:

i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

posted 22 minutes ago with 49,547 notes via sniffing

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

posted 24 minutes ago with 72,911 notes via bootydweller ( source clientsfromhell )

yuilien:

FREE! / Pokemon crossover!!!

haru: dolphin + vaporeon

makoto: orca + lanturn

kiss me: betta fish + dewgong 

gou: shark + corsola

rei: flying fish + finneon

nagisa: sunset anthias + piplup

sousuke: whale shark + seadra

rin: shark + sharpedo

ai: pilot fish + ducklett

momotaro: clown fish + buizel

first time making a gif ((((((;v;))))))

posted 3 hours ago with 10,514 notes via grandegarlic ( source yuilien )
posted 6 hours ago with 8,316 notes via perks-of-being-chinese ( source thelatestkate )

yiffjpg:

bae: will you go out with me

me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment

posted 6 hours ago with 19,994 notes via perks-of-being-chinese ( source yiffjpg )
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