ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

posted 1 hour ago with 343,354 notes via andrewquo ( source yodiscrepo )
Doctor Who + references in other television shows
posted 1 hour ago with 29,257 notes via bluem0mo ( source votedsaxon )

departured:

tbhvan:

on tumblr when

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me: finally i have a stalker thank you god

posted 2 hours ago with 79,575 notes via pizza ( source tbhvan )

Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

posted 4 hours ago with 13,612 notes via lovexhime ( source mintleaftea )
  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u
posted 4 hours ago with 36,116 notes via lovexhime ( source officialjeffgoldblum )

dannerzz:

goodbye grandma

posted 4 hours ago with 168,893 notes via lovexhime ( source dannerzz )

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

posted 4 hours ago with 14,936 notes via barking-bozo ( source purplespacecats )

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

posted 4 hours ago with 652,410 notes via sniffing ( source snarg )

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

posted 6 hours ago with 121,348 notes via accarano ( source shingekinokyojinheaven )

helpfulpanda:

I finished this last night, but there was no internet so I couldn’t post it

My favorites are John, Jade, and Grandpa

the Striders look like pokemon

posted 6 hours ago with 2,310 notes via accarano ( source helpfulpanda )

serpensortia88:

Apparently prints of the Swedish book covers can be purchased here.

posted 6 hours ago with 105,122 notes via inktvisje ( source serpensortia88 )

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

posted 17 hours ago with 48,943 notes via tonyabbot ( source crocsy )

vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

posted 17 hours ago with 69,266 notes via brititsh ( source vinebox )

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