ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

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gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

posted 8 hours ago with 11,036 notes via an-xfile ( source shuckl )

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

posted 8 hours ago with 403,572 notes via sniffing ( source nuggles )

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

posted 8 hours ago with 99,474 notes via tonyabbot ( source memeguy-com )
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tsunamiwavesurfing:

this why yall tagged/me game need to be on point

posted 8 hours ago with 13,981 notes via pizza ( source literallysame )

ondoinganevildeedblues:

Pepsiman looks like a JJBA stand

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pk-spankety:

cat-tastrophie:

So I was reading reviews for Animal Crossing New Leaf, and I saw this.

This is literally the best.

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ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

posted 8 hours ago with 174,419 notes via buttblasted-by-banshees ( source adrians )

splitbricks:

what’s up everybody this is cr1tikal, im playin dramatical murder for the pc; now ive heard you get to fuck a dog in this game, well slap my titties and put me in a fursuit, lets do this shit

posted 8 hours ago with 9,273 notes via superhighschoolleveldork ( source splitbricks )
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fromtheashirise:

no but i’d like to be

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