why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
Doctor Who + references in other television shows
on tumblr when
me: finally i have a stalker thank you god
Jimmy reads his favorite fan-submitted #AwkwardBreakup tweets!
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
I finished this last night, but there was no internet so I couldn’t post it
My favorites are John, Jade, and Grandpa
the Striders look like pokemon
Apparently prints of the Swedish book covers can be purchased here.
Straight couples are fucking weird.
That one friend that be goin too far listening to music
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